|On the BIG FOOT 5K. Not running so much as walking. It was a pretty steep "run". We hiked it.|
|Hiking in the dark. Yes, I have two head lamps. Plus we were the last ones (b/c we were late) and you know what that means in the movies. The last ones always get picked off by the psychos...or in this case, big foots.|
|Big Foot is walked behind me while the photo is being taken.|
But here's what really happened. We saw a Big Foot on the second switchback, didn't see one for the whole rest of the run (Though, I did scare Shan pretty good with a shoulder grab and traditional "Boo". Wuss.) until the end of the run when we were almost back to the lodge at the base of the mountain, which is when we saw the same Sasquatch in ALMOST THE SAME EXACT SPOT!
|When the race ended, this Sasquatch/swamp monster showed up at the lodge in a weird camo Snuffleupagus costume. Plus, when he pulled the head off, the guy had a Tom Sellek handlebar mustache. Pretty unusual for a Big Foot, I hear.|
|I'm sure they got the Sasquatch costume from the Seasame Street wardrobe.|
Rick would've been disappointed with that. But he turned out to be one of the flaker-outers, so poo on him.
|Scared of the Sasquatch. Nic has my back.|
So, we don't know what time we made, nor did we get a tee, because they weren't free. You had to pay $25 for one.
|Running up and down a ski lope for 3.1 miles in September makes for dusty shoes.|
|Me and Sasquatch hanging.|
|Plus, have you ever seen Rules of Engagement?|
|We tried our own version. Apparently, I'm the David Spade of the bunch, but I don't have a Tom Selleck mustache, so I win.|